Lisa Appleby

LISA APPLEBY.

6 ‘Lady[ies] in Red’ stuck in a Chris De Burgh time warp.

The six female performers all play Lisa Appleby, a girl singing her heart out in the vain hope that she will make it BIG. The six Lisa Applebys believe they are Los Angeles singing sensations, they umm, ahhh and rap to the audience: “Ahhhhhh Push it, Push it. Watch me work it. I’m perfect. Perfect. Perfection. Ha Ha”.

Lisa wants fame, Oprah, the husband, the golden retriever, the two blonde blue eyed baby twin boys, a waffle maker and the perfect dick.

She wants you.